1. You see a giant slug puking on houses and people running out on fire...what do you do?
2. If you could bang one person on this planet who would it be?
3. Would you rather die by getting raped to death by a dinosaur or eaten by rabid cows and chipmunks who secrete sulfuric acid?
4. What would you say to god if you died and god was a pink flamingo?
5. Why are you picking your nose?
6. Who would be a better president? Tommy Lee or Kid Rock?
7. Who would be a better president? Pamela Anderson or Courtney Love?
8. If kurt Cobain came to your house and told you he faked his death but you can't tell anyone.. would you tell anyone?
9. Giant squid attack or giant Centipede attack?
10. Apes running crazy in the city or bears?
11. Would you donate both your kidneys to save your parents even though you would die?
12. If aliens came to earth and ate everyone but you and told you that they were going to inject you with eggs and you had to pop out alien babies until you were 50 how would that make you feel?
13. Which taste better? Electricity or fire?
14. Who would you rather have sex with? Donald Trump or Vince McMann?
15. If you had super powers and could do anythign what woudl you do?
16. Does rap really stand for retards attempting poetry?
17. What would you do if flowers had to poop?
18. Would you rather have syphalis or gonareah?
19. Which is more fun? Puking or diarreah?
20. Who would be a better president? Hilary Cuntin or Baraka Bin Laden?
21. Do you blame the bad economy on Bill Clinton or George Bush?
22. Who would win in a fight? Sailor Moon, Sailor Poon or Sailor Coon?
23. Fake boobs or real boobs?
24. If you could be one which would you be? Christ or the antichrist?
25. Would you have sex with a dead goat for $99,395.12 if it was tax free income?
26. Would you rather eat scrambled cow brains or pickled pigs feet?
27. If you could kill one celebrity who would it be?
28. How would you make them die?
29. Would you rather shit metal thorns or puke razors?
30. Was this survey fucked up? Should i make one even longer and more fucked up?
