What would you do if?

1. What woudl you do if you were surrounded by wolves and there were trees all around you?
2. What would you do if your home city flooded?
3. What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak two towns over?
4. What would you do if you saw a crippled bum being attacked by a migit weilding a tree branch?
5. What would you do if George Bush's brother was president after Obama?
6. What would you do if the government outlawed internet?
7. What would you do if your lover told you they were breaking up with you because they were in love with your cousin?
8. What would you do if freddy krueger came out of your closet?
9. What would you do if aliens came and showed everyone how to have pure infinite energy?
10. What would you do if you won a billion dollars?
11. What would you do if you found out you were pregnant?
12. What would you do if you found out your mother was pregnant?
13. What would you to a man who just stabbed a baby in the eyeball with a fork?
14. What would you do to a priest who just touched a little boy's private area?
15. What would you do to a 200 foot tall demon that is stepping on houses?
16. What would you do if I said if you do not send these survey results you will die in your sleep tomorrow night?
17. What would you do if you found out you were JESUS CHRIST!!!!???